Holy fucking shit. Are you fucking dumb. Are you fucking braindead? Do you have a worm in that thick skull of yours? I have blatantly stated that I can never eat a carrot and yet here you are, posing the oh-so-revolutionary take that I should probably eat a carrot. Well, guess what, fuckface? I'm gonna try eating a carrot right in front of your sorry ass, and once you can determine once and for all that I lack the ability to consume this strange vegetable, hopefully you'll actually make a choice that actually fucking matters.

Dipshit.

> Go to the carrot factory.

> Start a carrot farm.